I can hear fireworks outside and i live in Britain.
because they’re glad they got rid of America
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
(Source: gavirn, via andicanjuggle)+